Hi, I've been on holiday this week so haven't had time to write a full blog so thought I'd tell you about my greatest design invention.
A few years ago I figured out that one of the greatest first world problems Aaround is the inability to fashion spaghetti into the correct proportions. Oh the embarrassment of making a dinner and having too little or too much spaghetti. You fool!!!!! Every time!!!! Lightbulb moment, why isn't there a product which measures out the correct diameter of dried spaghetti, I was in a shear state of excitement, this could make me millions. I told my closest friends of my amazing idea "you mean a spragetti measurer, you knobhead, they've existed for ever".........bollocks.
I still say this is my greatest invention, it's not my fault I was really late to game.